About Us!

Full name: Benjamin Christopher Sutton.

Age: 15

Autobiography Extract,

It was a great day, the day of my birth, I was born screaming into the world. Sadly the doctor removed my halo along with my umbilical cord but other than that I was a healthy baby. I was raised and at the age of 11 I realised my true purpose in the world.

I then spent 40 days in the desert meditating over my new-found wisdom. I then travelled from the desert and joined with sentient-being comedy partner Nicholas Devlin. He too was lost and troubled. I nurtured him and taught him the ways of "El Pythonaes" and he showed me the power of "Fee Officeong" With our influences and knowledge of "The Tour de Fawltie" we took to the mainstream comedy market.

Now as a successful comedy writer and performer. I look back on the days when we were two gay, long-haired freaks with a camera and smile.

Full name: Nicholas John Devlin

Age: 16

Autobiography Extract:

I am currently dedicating my life to two things:

a) Convincing the world Bowser's not the bad guy.

b) Giving msn bots such as spleak and smarter child free will.

Full name: Amy Louise Sutton I

Age: 17

Autobiography Extract:

Life has been not so long and mostly uneventful. Short of work, filming, social life, school, sleeping, eating, breathing... and other trivial things like that. Ever since I could walk, I've been acting. I perfected Lady Macbeth at the age of three. Then my brother came along and it all went to pot. I soon trained him in the noble art of acting. And life became slightly more bearable. Then the other minions came along. Life became a lot messier. I soon escalated into my film career, winning world reknown as the winner of the young persons Microsoft competition. I the tagged along with Ben's film and picked up some tricks of the trade from Roz and Doz. Who incidentally are legends. (www.compulsiveproductions.co.uk) And so the Motely Crew has struggled through (ha ha that rhymes) living on a staple diet of late nights, bad footage and pepperoni pizza.

I spend my spare time stalking squirrels. They are the key to taking over the world. I am also starting college soon as a backup plan.   

Full name: Keira James Heil

Age: 18

Autobiography Extract: Hmm... where to begin? I suppose I'm the evil one... the bloke who gets typecast in bad guy roles. Having said that, I can't think of many sketches in which I've played a bad guy, but it's just an assumption people make about me. SO HEAR THIS: I am not evil!!! But whatever you do, do not make me angry, because not even I know what kind of demonic manifestation of evil, you will release!

Well, I have a long and rich history in sketch-making, and to tell you about all of it would take a loooooooong tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. I have therefore decided to tell you very little.

I started making sketches when I was in Year 7, had two main sketch partnerships, one with Chris M. and the other with Laurence M. (Unfortunately, I don't have anything to show for it, because we haven't put any of them on the interweb... yet...)

My sketch-making has continued constantly over the years, and since entering Year 11, I have been a part of  three Dead Fish Club sketches... with many more to come...